Sgt. Crayons reporting for duty 🫡—half bulldog, half chaos gremlin, 100% wall-worthy.

Built like a cinder block with attitude, this guy’s got the stare of a seasoned snack thief and the spirit of a couch commander. Perfect for anyone who likes their decor with a little bite and a lotta bark.

Laser cut from durable 16-gauge mild steel, each piece is meticulously powder-coated, ensuring it stands the test of time whether displayed indoors or outdoors.

Available in an array of sophisticated colors including Black, Gold, Silver, Copper, and White, these pieces are designed to complement any decor style, adding a touch of elegance and personalization to your space. Choose from six versatile sizes: 12", 15", 18", 24", 30", and 36", allowing for perfect scaling to fit any room or outdoor area.

The personalization preview for each of our signs will provide you with the exact text that will appear on your finished product. What you see in the preview is exactly what you will receive. (no emojis or emoticons).Certain punctuation such as hyphens (dashes) will not appear on your final piece. We recommend periods or slashes in their place.

*NOTE-ACTUAL COLOR MAY VARY SLIGHTLY.

*NOTE-ITEM DOES NOT COME WITH MOUNTING HARDWARE.

Product Dimensions (inch):

• 12 - 11.75" x 11.75"
• 15 - 14.75" x 14.75"
• 18 - 17.75" x 17.75"
• 24 - 23.75" x 23.75"
• 30 - 29.75" x 29.75"
• 36 - 35.75" x 35.75"